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Fri, 06 Oct 2006 09:05:53 GMT

Uh huh. Suuure.
Plus, I can't wait, yay!

Tue, 05 Sep 2006 15:49:56 GMT

I could do without bitching right now, to be fair.
Blahdy blah blah blaaaah, bored.

Tue, 29 Aug 2006 10:16:02 GMT

"She looks you straight in the eyes.

You believe in them anyways.

Your love keeps me alive.

He wished the girl was dead.

You're my love thing.

"I believe, I believe, I believe you really love me," she said.

All I need is the air that I breathe and to love you.

The girl didn't matter at all anymore. "I love you so much," he said as he unzipped his pants.

Our love will never die.

I am going to kill you now (he said). I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you. I am going to kill you, I love you, only I'm not gonna leave any marks or bruises (he slid his levi's down) I am gonna blue black blister mark your heart so bad that you are stammering and begging me to be your bestfriend again.....I am gonna make you into a dead fuckdoll whose pussy hole is handcuffed to my brain (he rolled her over onto her stomach) Oh please, oh please, be mine forever girl."

Tue, 29 Aug 2006 00:11:47 GMT

No matter how much me and Shellie fight, I always know we'll come together in the end, and I always know how much we love each other, and how much we're prepared to take each other's shit, once we've though about how much we love each other, when we've though about it.
And even when we take knocks out of each other, the anger is out of pure love.
And she's my girl for it.

Tue, 22 Aug 2006 18:59:51 GMT

=D!

Tue, 15 Aug 2006 14:47:16 GMT

Bored!!

70 Questions to End the Summer

1. Are you in a relationship?
Me? Never.

3. How many houses have you lived in?
About 8 or 9.

4. What is your favorite candy bar?
Mint aero.

5. What are your favorite shoes?
I have a few! Most have bows on, though.

6. Have you ever tripped someone?
Yes.

8. What was your favorite summer trip this year?
Wales, probably. By the sea, drove in the car.

9. Do you own a Britney Spears CD?
No.

10. Have you ever thrown up in public?
Yes, not intentionally, but when you have to vom, you have to vom.

11. Name someone that's ALWAYS on your mind.
Not telling.

12. What is your favorite music genre?
Hardcore.

13. What is your sign?
Aquarius

14. What time were you born?
I don't know!

15. Do you like beer?
No, but if I'm drunk enough I'll drink it, with lime!

16. Have you ever made a prank call?
Yes!

17. What is the most embarrassing CD you own?
Dunno.

18. Are you sarcastic?
All the time.

19. What is your favorite color?
Have 4;
Black, pink, white, red.

20. How many watches do you own?
None.

21. Summer or Winter?
Winter.

22. Spring or fall?
Autumn (fall).

23. What is your favorite color to wear?
Black.

24. Pepsi or Sprite?
Pepsi.

25. What color is your cell phone?
Pink.

26. Where's your second home?
I don't have one.

27. Have you ever slapped someone?
Yes!.

28. Have you ever had a cavity?
No.

29. How many lamps are in your bedroom ?
Blue fairy lights.

30. How many video games do you own?
Not alot, use everyone elses.

31. What was your first pet?
Either a hamster, or a budgie (who I hated), can't remember their names, though.

32. Have you ever had braces?
No.

33. Do looks matter?
Yes.

34. Do you use Chapstick?
Yes.

36. American Eagle or Abercrombie?
Eh?

37. Are you considered gangster ?
Lol! No!

38. How many children do you want?
1 or 2.

39. Do you own something from Hot Topic?
No.

40. What is your favorite breakfast?
Cheese & tomato toasties.

41. Do you own a gun?
No, but I would if I could.

42. What was the last thing you ate?
Chips, last night, munchies, haha.

43. When was the last time you cried?
I can't remember, now.

44. What did you do last night?
People came over, and we smoked, and got battered (as usual).

45. When was the last time you went to Olive Garden?
Eh?

46. Have you ever called your teacher mom?
No idea!

48. What are your nicknames?
Miss Kary, or Kareth.

49. Do you know anyone named Bertha?
Lmao, no.

52. Are you thinking about somebody right now?
Yeah.

54. Do you smoke?
Yes.

55. Do you own a diamond ring?
No, wish I did.

56. Are you happy with your life right now?
No, I'm not.

57. Do you dye your hair?
Yes.

58. Does anyone like you?
Yeah.

59. Who's your best friend(s)?
Your mum.

60. What were you doing May of 1994?
I don't know.

61. Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD?
No, and I never have, either.

62. McDonald's or Wendy's?
Neither.

64. Are you closer to your mother or father?
Neither, really.

65. Favorite feature(s) of the opposite sex?
Eyes, hands, hair, and that something about them that I can't seem to explain in words.

66. Are you afraid of the dark?
Sometimes.

67. Have you ever eaten paste?
Paste?

68. Do you have a webcam?
Yeah.

69. Have you ever stripped?
Lmao, yeah.

70. What are you looking forward to the most this week?
Not telling.

Tue, 15 Aug 2006 10:41:36 GMT

Diddums.
Hah hah hah.

Yarrrrrrgh!

Mon, 14 Aug 2006 12:50:51 GMT

Saturday was Tess's sister's anniversary party, fancy dress as pirates. I think we all looked ace, and of course, the evening ended with me being drunk!

Mon, 07 Aug 2006 13:12:38 GMT

I hate it when you look back on your lj, back through months, and months, and you read what you have written, and you cringe.
Did I really do/say/feel that?
Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrghhhh!

Mon, 07 Aug 2006 13:09:37 GMT

This house is like a soap, loads of drama all the time.
I swear if we were to be recorded going about our normal lives, there would be loads of people who would watch it, and respond to it. Lol, I can't really imagine that, but yeah.
I got very drunk last night, as well as Dani, who was being an absolute confrontational wife beater drinker, even though she was on vodka & coke.
I, on the other hand, couldn't walk properly, and kept falling into various walls, and what not, which was all fun. It tempts me to go back to drinking more, red wine, mmm, but I don't know. I don't know if I want to go back down that path, and end up being always drunk. I know I totally prefer smoking.
And yeah, I have been upto stuff, no I can't be bothered nor do I want to put it here.
Blah blah.

Thu, 20 Jul 2006 23:52:54 GMT

I am battered, agaaaaaaaaain.
Man, it's all gooddd.
Ah haaha mhah.

Mon, 17 Jul 2006 18:08:37 GMT

Don't you just hate it when people keep things from you?
Cba with it, to be honest.
:)

Tue, 11 Jul 2006 10:51:25 GMT

TESS HAS BEEN KICK FREE FOR 1 DAY

Tue, 11 Jul 2006 01:29:31 GMT

Alright now, STOP! It's Hammer time!

Mon, 03 Jul 2006 07:40:22 GMT

Lmao. I have a tan from a jar.
Looks alright actually.

Well,

Sun, 02 Jul 2006 14:40:41 GMT

I am so, so, so, so absolutely glad that England LOST.
No more fucking news of them.
No more fucking England yobs.
Now all I have to do is wait until it's over, which has been made considerably easier by the fact that ENGLAND HAVE LOST.

Anyway,
I was in London from Monday-Friday, and it was lush. First time at the Tate Modern (noob), and it was amazing. I am definatley going there again, although you have to pretty much cross the Millennium Bridge, which creeps me out.
Stayed with Nick, which was a-mazing, aswell. So yeh, going there again for the third time soon, I hope.

And why is it so bastard hot? There is no air at all, and it's fucking stupid. I hate this heat, I cannot exist in it, although, I did catch a bit of a tan, which makes me want one more. Yep, can you imagine with a tan? HA...

And no, I do not want to buy any fucking england flags!

x

LOL

Sat, 17 Jun 2006 13:42:07 GMT

Beany says:
theres lots of gay kids and families on the beach... there just asking for me to shoot em with my air rifle
Miss Kary fucking Tragic. says:
would you?
Beany says:
yeah but only ones far off in the distance coz otherwise it would probably penetrate there skin
Miss Kary fucking Tragic. says:
LMMFAO
Beany says:
i shot an old lady in the leg once and she was about a quarter of a mile away
Miss Kary fucking Tragic. says:
LMFAO!
Beany says:
she and her husband stood there for a couple of mins looking for what the fuck just hit her lolll

Mon, 12 Jun 2006 12:03:14 GMT

People make me laugh.

Sun, 07 May 2006 00:09:33 GMT

Happy birthday, Miss D.
♥
Bit twazzled.

Thu, 04 May 2006 12:27:04 GMT

You annoy the fucking shit out of me.
Fucking grow up.

Fri, 31 Mar 2006 09:13:00 GMT

Narrrrrrrrrrrrr!
I am off to Welsh land.
See you on Monday, fucks.

Tue, 21 Mar 2006 02:35:41 GMT

I have officially moved to Worcester.
Go-fucking-me.

Sat, 18 Feb 2006 00:50:53 GMT

Richard Hammond is love.
Marry me now.

I am gay

Fri, 17 Feb 2006 06:28:58 GMT

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One fantastic time

Tue, 14 Feb 2006 04:12:35 GMT

Dani and I have come to the conclusion that it would be fantastic if fountains had jelly cherries flying otu of tehm ebecause that would be fantasic. Imagine walkeing along your local 'art' museum and finding a founatin and wishing that you could just have some jelly cherries right tehre and then, god damn it, the water fall emmits ominous amounts of jelly cherries to yoru delight. And it's better than sex, I tell you. On the otehr hand you could just go to ASDA and purchase some jelly cheerries, or go to woolworth (kickass) and get a fucking LARGWE cup full of them and like pig out. T hat would be amazing I think. Dani also thinks thsi would be amazing as we both love jelly cherry goodness. I think I might make jelly cherry fountains and patent them, so if anyone even comes out with it now I will know you stole it you cunts, and then it would sellbig in J apan and all the Japanese people wouild be feasting on jelly cherry fountain products and I would get lots of money and buy the rights to top gar, and bone Richard Hammond, and then give him to Danit o live in a big house by the sea in Wales, where I WOULD OCCASINALLY visit and bone him some more, and then we'd eat ham, but vegetarian quorn ham, and then I would come back to BirmiNHJAM and be happy with top gear. Then I would but many farraris, in red and black, and \I would buy my own road in scotland and drive dfown it and occasionally run over some deer or small rabbis and laugh and go 'hahaha' and what not. Iwould also invest in a japanese dating company and make dani inspect the genitals of very sexy japanese men, and then she would marry them lots and have lots of japanese babies which would be imported to korea where they would make nike trainers and other assorted shit inside christmas crackers and die when they were 23.This would be fantastic if it would happen so watch this space because i have brains, and you don't.
drugs are fantastic, I think everytone should use them.